This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues,
your boss, or anyone else via any means,
DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus can wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK,
put your jacket on and take two good friends with you to the nearest
Life-Correcting-Bottle-Office (LCBO).
Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER)
or even Simple-Cooling-Off-Through-Cold-Hydration (SCOTCH).
Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward
this warning to
2 friends asap.
If you do not have 2 friends,
you have already been infected. "
This amusing advice from Val F.,
Sydney, N.S.,
dear friend,
and advisor of New Years Resolutions.
(photo from internet)
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